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Tags: Comedy, Dave Chappelle, Def Poetry Jam, improv, poem, slam poet, Talib Kweli
Categories : Announcements, MrD Guests, Other VIDEO clips
MISTER DIPLOMAT welcomes a group of Local North Carolina Slam Poets on stage at DSI Comedy Theater this Friday at 930PM. You should make plans now. Last week Patrick Wilson, one of the featured poets, surprised the audience with a poem and the crowd went crazy.
Friday June 12: 4 poets, 4 poems & a Bunch of comedy.
To get you excited I found two great clips from Def Poetry Jam. Enjoy.
– Mister Zach Ward
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Tags: Arnold Palmers, astronaut diaper lady, Barrack, Comedy Central, Dave Chapelle, Dave Chappelle, Eliot Spitzer, Free Tibet, Hillary, Paul Mooney, R Kelly, Roca Pad, Spooning, TV land
Categories : MISSING CHILDREN
Dear Dave Chappelle,
It has been over two years, since we rendezvoused regularly and now I’ve watched your DVDs so many times you might as well be on TV land. I miss your freshness. Speaking of freshness, what does a gal have to do to get a Roca Pad around here?
I just want to know what you would do with things, and laugh. Did you see R Kelly was acquitted? Would you have done a remix of your remix? And what about the presidential race, Barrack and Hillary? Eliot Spitzer? That astronaut diaper lady? Freeing Tibet?
I miss your white people and your black people. Buddy, I just miss you. If I could ask Paul Mooney a question, it would be: What would have to happen to have Dave come back? Or maybe a better question would be: What would I have to do to have Dave come back? Or what would MISTER DIPLOMAT have to do? I hear Zach Ward is one mean spooner. Have you ever been spooned by a white guy? If you want to try it, I am sure Zach would totally be game. He would do it for the sake of comedy. Zach would do anything for the sake of comedy. I mean anything. Think about it Dave, anything.
You wouldn’t have to go back to Comedy Central. You could come to Carrboro. That’s right, North Carolina. You could stay with me and perform at DSI. After shows, we could go walk back to my house and drink Arnold Palmers. Dave, it would be fabulous. Drop me an email when you’re ready. I’m waiting.
-Mister Paula Pazderka