October Guest Lineup

6 10 2010

Last week Curt Taylor got on stage at DSI to dispel Myths about being BLIND. What do 6 loud and obnoxious improvisers do to deconstruct and heighten stories about blindness? You had to be there.

But no fear, Curt has already agreed to come back SOON!

But You don’t need to miss any of our other October shows. Unless you’re just too old, or nervous that Andy might destroy you with his MIND, or maybe you’re just scared you might be attacked by Paula and her HUGE … cardigans.

OCTOBER GUESTS

October 8th – Berkeley Grimball (Grimball Jewelers)

October 15th – Graig Meyer (Blue Ribbon Mentor)

October 22nd – Sacrificial Poets

October 29th – Mary Turner (Carrboro Rockstar)

What are their stories? Come find out. FREE COMEDY!

What else are you doing on Fridays at 1030pm?





Catnip Gateway Drug

23 09 2010

A couple weeks ago my girlfriend fed her cat Catnip.

Last night Azygous needed a FIX — I mean, BAD! Really Bad.

But I’m not sure Catnip would be enough. Z wanted Turkey, Ham … Anything but the dry pile of food on the plate in the kitchen. God forbid you open a plastic bag in the other room. Nowhere seems safe. I mean, Look at those eyes.

Now I want to do feline drug experiments. Okay, Maybe not.

Mister Zach Ward





Quarter-Life Crisis Monologist

14 09 2010

On Friday we welcome M Dickson, one of the comics from the Quarter Life Crisis Comedy Tour to tell personal stories and anecdotes for MISTER DIPLOMAT — North Carolina audiences dig the Dickson. She is a two-year veteran of the NC Comedy Arts Festival AND HILARIOUS!

You can hear ALL about her life on Friday at 1030 but make sure to get out and see her Touring Show at DSI COMEDY THEATER Thursday & Friday at 8pm.

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 2010Buy tickets
8PM Quarter-Life Crisis Comedy Tour ($10)
930PM DSI Standup Comedy ($10, FREE with QLC Comedy Tour)

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 2010Buy tickets
8PM Quarter-Life Crisis Comedy Tour ($10)
930PM PTSIAM and THE 708 ($10, $5 with QLC Comedy Tour)
1030PM Mister Diplomat featuring M Dickson





Catnip Hurts Everyone

31 08 2010

Last night I watched my girlfriend get her cat high. I was AMAZED.

I knew Catnip existed but never saw the effect it had on my feline friends. Until last night. Azygous was tripping, HARD. I mean, cat pupils were dilated; Z lost control of minor motor functions, like WALKING; and, for a minute, seemed to become fascinated with the intricate patterns in the carpet.

Okay, maybe that last part was my own carryover vicarious trip.

Or it may just be the gateway drug for more Catnaps.

ORDER NOW and Enjoy watching your cat during its catnip trip.

1- Catnip buds: The most potent form of catnip. It is the top of the catnip plant.
2- Catnip leaf and flower: A very potent mixture of leaves and flowers.
3- Catnip Stalkless: Kitty safe format, it is a grinded mixture of leaves and flowers.
4- Catnip Pellet: This no mess format is compressed catnip.
5- Catnip in the Ruff: A mulched format of the catnip buds.
6- Catnip essential oil: Extracted from pure potent catnip buds.

— More posts from Mister Zach Ward





The Snooki Snooker

26 08 2010
I posted a while back on Snooki’s tweetversation with John McCain. But perhaps Mr. McCain should rethink who he follows:
Allegedly, the anxious folks at these various luxury houses are all aggressively gifting our gal Snookums with free bags. No surprise, right? But here’s the shocker: They are not sending her their own bags. They are sending her each other’s bags! Competitors’ bags!
Call it what you will — “preemptive product placement”? “unbranding”? — either way, it’s brilliant, and it makes total sense. As much as one might adore Miss Snickerdoodle, her ability to inspire dress-alikes among her fans is questionable. The bottom line? Nobody in fashion wants to co-brand with Snooki.
Hat tip to Tyler Cowen.




Eric Hunicutt hijacks Diplomat

20 08 2010

WE KNOW, WE KNOW — “Can a 5’6″ redhead Tar Heel Chicago-trained improv comedian transplant in LA truly hijack anything?”

WELL — Come out to DSI Comedy Theater Friday August 20th at 1030pm and you can see for yourself. Eric joins MISTER DIPLOMAT for the show regardless, whether hijacked or invited. Is it like vampires? If you invite someone are they not technically hijacking your show? … Right? Either way WE ARE PUMPED!

Read more about Eric Hunicutt online.





New Diplomat: Jeff Brenman

10 08 2010

OFFICAL BREAKING NEWS

Harold performer Jeff Brenman (THE 708) has been added to the cast of MISTER DIPLOMAT. Effective immediately you can see Jeff on stage with Jeremy McDonald, Paula Pazderka, Andy Lavender, Harrison Brookie and Zach Ward (whenever Zach decides to stay in North Carolina).

Every Friday 1030pm at DSI Comedy Theater.

(photo ripped from here)








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