Man vs. Snow

16 02 2010

As the east coast is covered in the largest snow storm in a century, it’s been hard, even for teddy bears. While some are making snowmen, most are having to shovel their driveway just to get their car out. And unless you can turn your car into a snow tank, that means a lot of hard labor. That is, until now! Here are the top three ways to get rid of snow:

1) The Robotic Snowplow that Poops Bricks:

snowbot

I call it the snowbot

2) Aluminum:

stab some aluminum strips into the heart of the larger piles. Aluminum is an excellent heat conductor and is available in a number of forms at the local hardware store. If I can find some cheap strips (preferably black), I can essentially conduct heat into the heart of the pile.

3) Snow Melting Dragon:

– Mister Harrison Brookie

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