Mister Diplomat Says — We HEART Censorship!

13 05 2009

Mister Diplomat says,”We  HEART Censorship!”

MrD has learned so much from Sesame Street.  We learned to read, write letters, and use our imagination.  Being students of the world, we have learned something new, being unnecessarily censored is delightful.

We watched and learned so much from The Count, we decided to **** it to ourselves.  There’s a lot of fun in **** yourself.  We absolutely think everyone should try it.   We know that it might offend some people and that’s okay.   It is those people that we want to walk right up to, extend our hands and **** them with all our might.  We respect you, and we **** for it!

Doesn’t this make you want to **** it?  The next time you see your boss or professor just shout out, “Hey there!  If you look as good as you ****, then you must be having a wonderful day!”   Or give your Mom an early Mother’s Day call, “Hey Mom!  I just wanted to call and say that you **** **** ****!” Use it with pets, “**** here Fido!  That’s right!” or babies, “Aren’t you the cutest little ****?”  

Whatever the situation, Mister Diplomat will be **** from behind.

– Mister Paula “Please **** me” Pazderka




One response

14 05 2009

Hilarious! Nobody makes me laugh longer or harder than Paula Pazderka! More!

-Eric Chicago

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