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Tags: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Clay Aiken, cover song, DSI Witness News, FAIL, Kris Allen, Ron Stutts, WCHL 1360
Categories : Humor, News and Current Events
He had a plan, Diplomat fans.
I'm Gay! America Loves Me! It's not fair!
After Kris Allen’s popular cover of Heartless while accompanying himself on guitar Adam decided to fight fire with sultry fire by doing his own cover of a rap song. At least, that was the plan. He ran covers of Party Up by DMX, Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, and Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang for focus groups in North Carolina.
DSI Witness News (mp3) – Adam Lambert (AMERICAN IDOL) had a plan.
But Adam didn’t listen to the focus group over at WCHL News Talk 1360 with Ron Stutts. Maybe that’s what gave Kris the edge. But even though Adam didn’t win he was able to rock out on stage with Queen, say good-bye to his roommate Kris, “roommate” yeah, that’s what Clay Aiken said, and offer a FINAL encore to Idol voters:
Y’all gon’ make me act a FOOL
up in HERE, up in here
Y’all gon’ make me lose my cool
up in here, up in HERE
American Idol #FAIL
– Mister Diplomat
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Tags: ****, bleep!, Censorship, Count, Sesame Street, The Count
Categories : Comedy, Humor, Other VIDEO clips
Mister Diplomat says,”We HEART Censorship!”
MrD has learned so much from Sesame Street. We learned to read, write letters, and use our imagination. Being students of the world, we have learned something new, being unnecessarily censored is delightful.
We watched and learned so much from The Count, we decided to **** it to ourselves. There’s a lot of fun in **** yourself. We absolutely think everyone should try it. We know that it might offend some people and that’s okay. It is those people that we want to walk right up to, extend our hands and **** them with all our might. We respect you, and we **** for it!
Doesn’t this make you want to **** it? The next time you see your boss or professor just shout out, “Hey there! If you look as good as you ****, then you must be having a wonderful day!” Or give your Mom an early Mother’s Day call, “Hey Mom! I just wanted to call and say that you **** **** ****!” Use it with pets, “**** here Fido! That’s right!” or babies, “Aren’t you the cutest little ****?”
Whatever the situation, Mister Diplomat will be **** from behind.
– Mister Paula “Please **** me” Pazderka