Mister Diplomat asks: is underwear worn on one’s head a sign of social ineptness?

5 09 2008

Mister Diplomat attempts to complete a hard hitting interview to answer the question: is underwear worn on one’s head a sign of social ineptness?




 

 

Mister Diplomat: I noticed you are wearing underwear on your head.

Three Year Old Girl at Grocery Store: It’s not underwear. It’s Dora.

Mister Diplomat: It has leg holes my little friend.

Three Year Old Girl at Grocery Store: And Diego.

Mister Diplomat: That doesn’t mean it doesn’t have leg holes.

Three Year Old Girl at Grocery Store: They are going to save the Mirror Cats.

Mister Diplomat: Back to your hat, can I wear it?

Three Year Old Girl at Grocery Store: You and Dora have bangs like me.

Mister Diplomat: Yes, I guess we do.

Three Year Old Girl at Grocery Store: That means we can all go on safari and save the animals.

Mister Diplomat: Okay. So, do you ever wear your hat there on your butt?

Three Year Old Girl at Grocery Store: [IMMEDIATELY STOPS EYES WIDE] Shhhh! [LOOKS AROUND] We don’t use the word butt. Butt is a gateway word.

Mister Diplomat: I see. Well, actually I don’t see.

Three Year Old Girl at Grocery Store: [THREE YEAR OLD TAKES MISTER DIPLOMAT’S HAND] It leads to words like butthead, and buttface. Don’t worry I won’t tell my mom.

Mister Diplomat: Thanks.

Three Year Old Girl at Grocery Store: You’re Welcome.

This three year old didn’t tell her mother of Mister Diplomat’s use of the word ‘butt’. From this act, Mister Diplomat concluded that indeed underwear worn on one’s head is NOT a sign of social ineptness.

– Mister Paula Pazderka

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15 04 2009
myriadshades

I see. Well, actually I don’t see. LOL :-P

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