October Guest Lineup

Last week Curt Taylor got on stage at DSI to dispel Myths about being BLIND. What do 6 loud and obnoxious improvisers do to deconstruct and heighten stories about blindness? You had to be there.

But no fear, Curt has already agreed to come back SOON!

But You don’t need to miss any of our other October shows. Unless you’re just too old, or nervous that Andy might destroy you with his MIND, or maybe you’re just scared you might be attacked by Paula and her HUGE … cardigans.

OCTOBER GUESTS

October 8th – Berkeley Grimball (Grimball Jewelers)

October 15th – Graig Meyer (Blue Ribbon Mentor)

October 22nd – Sacrificial Poets

October 29th – Mary Turner (Carrboro Rockstar)

What are their stories? Come find out. FREE COMEDY!

What else are you doing on Fridays at 1030pm?

I Can Drive Again! – Thanks to the TIDDY BEAR – Yeah, you heard right

Bear also comes in pink*

Driving has been a common joy of mine since I was 16.  Recently though it has become my most dreaded necessity.  Perhaps it is a sign my Jeep has gotten older or I have gotten bigger, but it seems that every time I get behind the wheel is a near death experience.  I am a law abiding citizen and take no issue with using my seat belt routinely except that I believe it is out to get me.  I didn’t realize the edges were crafted from razor blades, or at least that is what it feels like as it digs into my skin.  Nor was it apparent that it possessed a boa constrictor like compression ability.  Thank God I was turned on to the life saving device of The Tiddy Bear. 

Now driving is once again pleasant, and all is right with the world.

I am a tid bit concerned that when I’m driving alone that my Tiddy Bear will sneak in a “motor boat” every now and then…

* Yeah, pink. It does.

- Mister Jeremy McDonald

Zach Ward. Breast Cancer. Roast.

Zach Ward + Breast Cancer = Roast

Is a Roast of Breast Cancer appropriate? Maybe. Maybe not. But what did the cancer think I was going to do? Sit back and not make fun of it. Sit back and not talk about how it didn’t belong. Sit back and not say things like “If I had a nipple for every time I _______” Well… Maybe the best biggest boobs boob in recent history is not Scarlett Johansson, maybe it’s Bob Saget.

Roast of Bob Saget was fun last night, wasn’t it?

Friday night (around 6pm at La Residence during a Tar Heel Walk fundraiser) I’m going to take my turn at roasting not Bob Saget. Some other comics from DSI and I are roasting Breast Cancer. We’re covering 3-day walks, the 2-boobs, 1-cup craze (was that it?) and maybe problems with other… lady… parts.

Appropriate? Maybe not. Funny? Absolutely.

Buy tickets now.

Or… You could buy tickets at the door and support the cause.

- Mister Zach Ward