MISTER DIPLOMAT would like to take a moment to say Happy Belated Father’s Day to all the Dads supporting misterdiplomat.com and the show. Mr.D wants to assure you that if you’ve been calling the Diplomat hotline over the past week and nobody has picked up it’s just because anxiety for the Dip can hit record highs ’round this time of year. He don’t want to pick up the phone and be told by some random lady (that he probably doesn’t remember) that he’s gonna be a baby-daddy (again). But don’t worry. Everything is okay. Mr.D has even picked up a couple gifts from Home Depot, Best Buy and Adam&Eve, for himself, because… well, I mean… you never know.

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